gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

#text it

textsfromtitanfood:

I don’t think it was a flu shot

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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

#text it

nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT
#text it

tagyourfuckingtriggers:

HOLY SHIT! 7K FOLLOWERS?!

Hello my lovely followers! A while ago, I promised I’d start the next giveaway while sorting through my previous one and getting the winners set up with their info and prize choices. This new giveaway is STRICTLY for cosplay, but NOT limited to Homestuck!

Thanks to this babe for my banner!

PRIZES, OH MY:

FIRST PLACE:

  1. $150 USD to Amazon.com, no gift card will be sent, I will be ordering and shipping directly to your house, shipping is not included in your total price.
  2. One wig from Arda Wigs of your choice.
  3. One small prop from Etsy (under $30 USD).

SECOND PLACE:

  1. $100 USD to Amazon.com, no gift card will be sent, I will be ordering and shipping directly to your house, shipping is not included in your total price.
  2. One wig from Arda Wigs of your choice.

RULES, READ THEM:

  1. Likes DO NOT count.
  2. As many reblogs, do NOT spam.
  3. Must be following me.
  4. No giveaway blogs, I actually check.
  5. ENDS MAY 30TH, 2014 AT 8 PM EST.
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deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

#text it

orlyman:

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

This is from the greatest game ad of all time

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ohmysprinkles:

little-lunar:

stealingfirefromprometheus:

Can I just reblog this again because this is beautiful.

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I FOUND IT THANK YOU

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gwydionae:

nerdsandgamersftw:

syd-k:

WHY ISN’T IT TAGGED, WHYYYYY. I shall feex eet.

This is from “A Gathering of Cats” by Makoto Shinkai. It’s a one-minute short, and you can watch the whole thing here.

Truest shit I’ve seen since Chi’s Sweet Home, y’all. Truest shit.

That was one the most amazing things I have ever watched.

…I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before. XD

That’s cats. Right there.

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weissgrip:

petition to get wingman sun in rwby volume 2 in any way, shape, or form

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mypatronusisyou:

mypatronusisyou:

leafmotif:

artbymoga:

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

hoLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? JESUS CHRIST! Please followers keep this in mind and do not touch those things. Fuck. I can’t believe that something like that even exists…

FRIENDS IF YOU FIND ONE OF THESE FUCKING HELL DO NOT DETONATE IT YOURSELF.

CALL THE FUCKING POLICE PLEASE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

this reminds me of that little shit from the Butterfly Effect

why do white boys exist

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alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

you know how the sentence “i never said she stole my money” has a different meaning depending on which word you put the stress on? same is true of “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” i’ve been thinkin about that for like 10 minutes now

#text it

shego:

when people are very very nice to you and make you feel good about yourself

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#text it
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